Love And Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
Love is dinner for 2 in your
favourite restaurant.

Marriage is a fast food take-out.
Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is deciding on a sofa.
Love is talking about
having children.
Marriage is talking
about getting away
from children.
Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.
Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is a tarmac drive.
Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.
Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.
Love is a flickering flame.
Marriage is a flickering television.
Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

In short love is Blind...
AND
Marriage is an eye opener..
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